`'* dreams are beckonin

ohmygoodword.

i crown myself to be the smartest of the lot.
i met eric for two seconds, literally 2 SECONDS.
(okay maybe two minutes)
& i smartly & amazingly left my phone with him.
(i dumped it in the pocket of his bag t assisst ticket counting)
& i came home 2 seconds later
in search of my darling phone (with always no msg received, WHY)
but to no avail.
so smart me called my own phone.
and only to hear a guy's voice at the other end of the line.
my mind froze and idled for a while
'dude, why is my phone with you, who the fcuk are you'
only to figure out moments later that i was eric.

im suffering from thinking disabilities and retardness.

so now i have to run to eric's place (hello no im not taking a cab. its lik 4 bucks)
and backk home. with 2 phones.
how dumb is that.

may the good lord save my soul
and hopefully the pate that its connected to.

dude, is it even connected.
sometimes i question.

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7:30 PM